Sketch Block, KL Says Goodbye
Continental Breakfast was born the sole heir to Alfonse J. ContinentalBreakfast in 1937. Rejecting the inheritance from Alfonse’s invention of “The Bedazzler”, Continental Breakfast began an alternative postal service in early 1950s Iowa (or “Kansas” as it was known back then). He delivered photos of people’s meals across the globe and established the food porn industry as we know it today. However, with the advent of AOL Instant Messenger, Continental Breakfast went out of business and had to find new sources of revenue. Fortunately he was able to use his rocking bod to become a successful children’s cereal mascot, thus popularizing the term “breakfast”. With success came cocaine, lots and lots of cocaine. But eventually he did all the cocaine and Continental Breakfast was like, “there’s no more cocaine? That sucks, let’s do something else.” So he formed the short-lived folk rock group “Grand Funk Choo-Choo”. That brought in some cocaine, but not enough to justify all the hair gel he was going through. So he fell back into sketch comedy, thus completing the hero’s journey and ensuring that Continental Breakfast would forever live on in infamy. https://www.facebook.com/ContinentalBreakfastComedy/timeline
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